I don't read the onion very often, but I came across two interesting articles recently that I thought were worth sharing:

Scientists: 'Look, One-Third Of The Human Race Has To Die For Civilization To Be Sustainable, So How Do We Want To Do This?' January 26, 2012

This one touches on the touchy issue of sustainability and the ever increasing human population... I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Anti-Doping Agency Has A Bunch Of Old Tour De France Titles Lying Around If Anybody Wants One February 13, 2012

 

The picture above tells the story...